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Bikin' and Transformation in the 21st century
ARTICLE ORIGINALLY APPEARED AT
TheBigFiveOh.com Blog @ Yahoo.Com, Wednesday January 31, 2007
One look at the Gold Wing above and you might conclude that I'm a complete
and utter biker nerd. The Gold Wing is like a two-wheeled La-Z-Boy recliner.
I have XM datalink weather displayed on a moving map, XM music piped into my
helmet, GPS satellite navigation with turn-by-turn voice prompts. The Gold
Wing is renowed for its ultra-smooth, ultra-quiet ride.
Not only that, but I have "training wheels"--hydraulically-actuated wheels
made by the folks at www.safetyfeatures.com that fold up for cruising but
extend for slow-speed driving. I've had 2+-hour trips on the bike where my
feet have never touched the ground--the wheels are in charge of holding up
the 900-pound bike for me. So I guess it's really a part-time 4-wheeled
La-Z-Boy.
My account of last summer's trip to Sturgis, SD for the annual Sturgis
Motorcycle Rally can be found on www.AirBattleForce.com. The trip went
great, as did subsequent rallies I've attended such as Virginia City, NV's
"Street Vibrations." Riding the Gold Wing is a pleasurable, almost indulgent
experience.
But one thing that will always stick with me is the sometimes angry and
almost always incredulous reactions I've gotten from other riders when they
see the "training wheels." Hard-core bikers are not just mean and derisive
with me when they see the wheels--some are downright abusive and hostile, as
if the presence of "training wheels" on a motorcycle makes me less of a man
and more like a wussie, interloper, blasphemer, or "infidel."
The modified Gold Wing and the reactions of other bikers is a good metaphor
for my view of the world of the military in which we are in right now. We
still have the "graybeards," last generation's commanders, who see things as
they were 20 or 30 years ago and want it to stay that way. Then we have the
young guns, the kids who see the solution to threats against America in
terms of applying technology and audacity in equal parts to get results.
Yes, I could (and have in the past) rode an 800-pound Harley, one on which I
can barely put my feet flat on the ground; I can suffer its noise,
vibration, uncomfortable seat, and lack of amenities, all just to fit in
with others' view of how things should be done, or to conform with how
things always have been done in the past. The other bikers call themselves
"purists" and everyone else "wannabes" or "nerds." I was compelled, almost
shamed, into wearing black leather, a half-helmet with goggles, no
windshield ,and leather saddlebags with tassles, because that's everyone's
image of a real biker.
But I finally adopted and embraced the 21st century ride: a machine that is
at the same time more powerful and yet quieter and more comfortable;
accurate electronic instruments rather than old "steam gauge" dials; I can
choose to have trip and weather data at my fingertips rather than get lost
or wait until I'm in the middle of a thunderstorm before I put on my rain
gear; I can listen to up-to-the-minute news and uninterrupted music inside a
noise-muffling full-face helmet rather than have my brain slowly but surely
turn to Jell-O by listening to the drone of my engine and the highway. Why
wear black camouflaging leather when I can wear shiny reflective armored
nylon that is warmer, cooler, more visible, and more protective than
leather? Why wear a tiny "skull cap" helmet when I can wear a real helmet
that will actually protect me in case of a crash?
Guys like former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld were severely
criticized for embracing "transformation." There was talk about outright
rebellions in the Pentagon over Rumsfeld's plans to streamline and modernize
the U.S. military. Despite his astouding victory in Afghanistan, where just
a few thousand American special ops forces and airmen brought down the
Taliban on their own turf mere weeks after Nine-Eleven, Rumsfeld will be
forever condemned as the guy who wanted to fight the second war of the 21st
century in Iraq as if he was actually in the 21st century.
Instead, what we got was a general who convinced the President to fight it
like they did 60 years ago--go into the capital city of the enemy in a nice
neat straight line with forces and tactics completely unsuited for urban
warfare, stop in place, and hold for an indefinite period of time. Any
wonder we couldn't put away the victory over a vastly inferior force? We
agreed to fight the battle their way, like they did 60 years ago. The odds
were evened--and we did it to ourselves.
I've taken my fair share of cheap shots over riding my "Hondaminium" in the
midst of other "real" bikers...but I get to where I'm going in comfort,
style, even in motorcycle luxury. Moreover, I'm doing it my way, not the way
the Harley-Davidson ad agencies, Peter Fonda or Marlon Brando, or the
burned-out vibration-addled old school bikers want me to do it.
See you on the road. And if you want to say hi, or want to make fun of my
Gold Wing's "training wheels," you won't have to shout to make yourself
heard, except maybe by yourself. I'll hear you just fine. And I won't need a
couple beers to dull the pain in my back or sooth the rattled nerve endings,
either.
by Dale Brown,
2007
The weather is so darn nice out here in northern Nevada, and is forecast
to be so until the middle of next week at least, that I brought the Gold
Wing up from the hangar in Minden to Tahoe so I can take off for Sacramento
this weekend right from home.
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